‘the creation of insects’ name belongs to us. Therefore if you go about trading off it in any way shape or form we will seek some sort of repatriation. C’mon people, we’re not some major corporation that has siphoned your money away faster than a turbo-carbonated multi-cyclone Dyson sucks dust from that old study of yours that always smells funny no matter how much Febreze or Magic Trees you use. We are just two people that have feelings and will be upset that you want to try and steal the comparatively little that our b[r]and will generate.

Similarly all the music does belong to us. Yes we write it ourselves. We don’t need to get some monkey or has-been 80s song writer to do it for us. Still, we do occasionally use samples to poke fun at some artists/bands/products of the music industry. In these circumstances we try and mess up and obliterate the samples to avoid any problems with copyright, we assure you that this is nothing personal, but they are still owned by the respective artists and their labels. To be honest we are plankton, amoebas, comparatively minuscule, not even a blip on the radar. If you BIG record companies don’t feel we’re worth signing then we’re most likely not worth bothering about legally. We’re not going to rob you of your precious riches and it’s doubtful that we will write a commercial hit record containing a sample we can’t afford to pay for. Not that that stopped one Norman ‘Fatboy Slim’ Cook, but then supposedly he has talent. Basically, don’t sue us because we buy enough of your CDs anyway to warrant having a little fun in our recordings, oh and also because if you’re really that bothered, we’re not stupid and if you ask us nicely or threaten us with a lawsuit we will retreat into our shells and destroy the offending material.